Sir?
Mr. Jiang?
Long Xuhu.
I knew you would come to me.
But I got the wrong time.
I was waiting here for you three hours earlier.
And then I fell asleep.
Sir.
I fancied myself clever
and didn’t take your advice.
I failed to recognize you.
Please help me!
You killed someone and must pay with your life.
Now, no one can save you.
You can catch a fish with a straight hook?
You really are extraordinary.
I’d rather do things straight,
instead of struggling.
Sir.
You show mercy on the nature,
including everything.
If you can save me,
I’d like to go through fire and water for you
without hesitation.
If you want me to help you,
you must promise me one thing.
I’ll promise you everything.
You should take me as your master.
What?
You want me to be your apprentice?
Sure, I’d like to.
Master.
Salute to you, Master.
When you’re my apprentice,
I have to help you.
Long Xuhu.
You don’t need to go back to the prison in Xiqi.
Rest assured
and stay in Panxi.
I’ve got a plan.
Thank you, Master.
I’m grateful.
But…
I feel ashamed of myself.
I don’t deserve to be your apprentice.
Don’t underestimate yourself.
Since I take you as my apprentice,
you must be a rough diamond.
But I’m an escaped criminal.
Me, too.
I can do nothing,
except cutting wood.
I used to do nothing,
except selling noodles.
I couldn’t even sell noodles well.
How was that possible?
You are an immortal.
Sometimes an immortal can be useless.
A hero will always be helping.
Even if I can’t be an immortal,
I will be a big hero.
The King of Shang is tyrannical.
Marquises of four hundred towns have rebelled.
Soon, Xiqi will declare war.
You’ll exercise your abilities.
As long as
you learn marital arts hard from me,
you will achieve something.
We should help the wise king
to develop Zhou and destroy the Shang.
Grand Tutor, what do you want me for?
Look at you! How embarrassing!
Blame the strong win.
Your Majesty.
I bring you
the traitor Huang Feihu
who disobeyed
your order.
Aren’t you Consort Huang’s brother?
It’s been long.
Why didn’t you
come to the palace
to visit your sister?
What a surprise, Your Majesty!
You still remember
my sister.
My bad.
I was too busy
to care for her.
Ask her not to get angry.
Your Majesty.
Oh, yes.
Grand Tutor, what did you say?
Traitor?
What do you mean?
Your Majesty.
To protect Ji Chang,
Huang Feihu even fought me
with his troops.
General Huan, is that true?
I will never regret.
Kill me if you want. I’ll accept any punishment.
Kill you?
Why would I kill you?
You get the wrong idea.
I’m just curious
that you fought with Grand Tutor Wen.
Interesting.
You had a fight?
Two of my great generals
finally had the chance to duke it out.
Tell me who won!
I’m curious
about your real strength.
In the fight against Grand Tutor Wen,
neither of us won
or lost.
Great.
I didn’t expect
Grand Tutor Wen
not to win
as an all-conquering general.
General Huang.
You really are my favorite general
and God of War for our country.
Grand Tutor Wen is aged.
In the future,
our country depends on you.
Your Majesty.
Huang Feihu let go of Ji Chang.
You praised him, instead of blaming him.
That's so inappropriate!
Huang Feihu!
Tell me.
You dared to let go of Ji Chang.
Could you guarantee that
Xiqi will not rebel?
I guarantee that with my life.
Good!
Good question!
That’s a good question.
And that’s a better answer.
Huang Feihu.
That’s what I’m expecting.
With such a valiant general like you,
why would I be afraid of Xiqi?
Huang Feihu, on my commander.
Yes, Your Majesty.
From now on,
I’m making you Senior General.
As long as you can fight the enemy for me,
I’ll give you high position and great wealth for generations.
Your Majesty.
I’m already the Senior General.
It’s okay.
I’ll make you
Lord Wucheng
held in perpetuity. What do you think?
Your Majesty.
I’m already Lord Wucheng, too.
Already?
Then why doesn’t he say thank you to me?
Thank you, Your Majesty.
Grand Tutor Wen.
From now on,
Huang Feihu will wield military power with you.
You must support each other,
instead of dictating all affairs.
How embarrassing he is!
Your Majesty.
Do you feel better?
I can’t be too sober.
So you pretended to be drunk?
If I hadn’t,
Grand Tutor Wen would have been
chattering without end, just like Bigan.
If I hadn’t,
I wouldn’t have winkled out of what I want to know.
I heard him.
Grand Tutor sounded that
he was
considering for you.
Get me some wine.
Grand Tutor and Bigan
both take me
as a naïve kid.
They sound they are considering for me.
But they both have selfish motives.
Don’t talk in anger.
Grand Tutor Wen,
Bigan
and Lord Wucheng
are loyal ministers.
Grand Tutor Wen has different selfish motives.
You don’t understand.
He has been the grand tutor for several kings.
Yes, he has made contributions to our country.
But…
Your Majesty.
If you feel bad,
tell me about it.
Maybe you’ll feel better.
Who wants to live
with a sword dangling above his head?
Grand Tutor Wen
is the sword dangling above me
and my father.
He isn’t attached to power.
Instead, he likes it
when an honorable king like me
faces him
with timid eyes.
He’s obsessed with that.
He regards me and our country
as the doll
he has made.
Your Majesty.
Do you really think so?
Otherwise, why would I pretend to be drunk
to decentralize his power?
Everyone thinks
he’s the guardian for our country.
But to me,
He’s a nightmare that never gets away.
I don’t kill him,
not because he’s the strongest,
or because our country needs him,
but because
he’s still of use.
Ungrateful!
How ungrateful he is!
I risked my life
to fight wars for him.
He…
He has an overwhelming desire to decentralize me.
Grand Tutor.
His Majesty was still drunk.
Don’t take it seriously.
When wine is in…
When wine is in, truth is out.
He was speaking of his mind.
Grand Tutor.
Luckily,
we’re loyal to His Majesty.
However His Majesty changes,
I will not change.
I will take your order
and never stopping being at your service.
General Huang.
It seems you’re really loyal.
Okay. I trust you!
Thank you, Grand Tutor.
Father.
Are you rushing in
for military emergency?
No. It’s the homicide case.
I don’t dare to make decision alone.
So I come to report it to you.
What case?
Long Xuhu, who killed the soldier,
escaped.
It’s not a big case, but a weird one.
In Xiqi, where the Ji family rules,
such case has never previously existed.
Oh, I remember.
I knew
Long Xihu killed the soldier
by accident.
He was pitiable.
But he killed someone anyway.
I had meant to imprison him for days
before releasing him.
I didn’t expect him to be so rash
that he broke the law.
Father, I earnestly request you
to arrest him and bring him to justice.
We don’t have criminal laws
or prisons in Xiqi.
But we keep strictly the rules for reward and punishment.
If we are indulgent towards him,
we’ll hurt public feelings.
He’s in Panxi.
But you don’t need to track him down.
Why?
He’s dead in water.
Fine.
Xuhu, get up.
Is he really dead?
Master, I’m not dead?
Sure you’re not dead.
But I can’t swim. Why am I still alive?
You just escaped for the moment.
Get up.
You want to kill him?
No.
I feel
Huang Feihu isn’t as loyal
as he appears to be.
What makes you think so?
He let go of Ji Chang.
Wasn’t he leaving ground for retreat?
In this way,
he will go to Ji Chang for shelter.
Isn’t it just what you want?
Considering his position in Zhaoge,
Huang Feihu will not openly rebel
unless he has to.
How hard can it be?
We can find a chance
to intensify the contradiction between Huang Feihu and the king.
When the king can’t live with it,
Huang Feihu will
lose his foothold in Zhaoge.
Then he will rebel.
You’re too idealistic.
With Grand Tutor Wen and Bigan,
who are infinitely loyal,
how dare Huang Fei
rebel?
How can he?
Anyway, we must get rid of them all.
If it’s not easy to take care of Huang Feihu,
try the other two.
Let’s mop up the strongest one.
Even His Majesty fears him.
If we mop him up first,
I’m afraid we’ll be one step short of success.
Then Bigan is your only choice.
Well…
It doesn’t matter who dies or rebels.
What matters most is to check
what is happening in Xiqi.
This is the straight hook, all right?
I shouldn’t have caught any fish.
Why
is the fish
biting the book one by one?
Oh, it’s fate.
How great, Master!
You’re getting
more magic skills.
And you’re making progress in the sword.
Master.
How long are we still going to
live in the mountain?
When can I show off?
It’s been such a short time
and now you can’t hold it.
Do you know how long I’ve been waiting?
I don’t understand.
Talented as you,
you should have been a great minister.
Why don’t you go to Xiqi to recommend yourself?
Don’t forget.
We’re escaped criminals.
You’re young and I’m old.
A couple of escaped criminals.
Recommend ourselves?
We’d better wait. Just wait.
Master, you’re aged enough.
Wait? Who are you still waiting for?
Just wait.
Even if we have to wait for a long time.
After getting the payment,
we can go home.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Dude, what are you looking at?
Hurry and plug it.
Then we can go home, can’t we?
Look! What a tall building!
We’re merely workers.
Soldiers are watching us.
How can we stop working?
Never mind.
Come on. When we finish it,
we can go home, right?
Plug it.
Then we can go home.
Lord Fei.
Finally, it’s completed.
You and I
can live.
Yes, we can live.
But Shen Gongbao
will take all the credit.
What the fucking Grand Priest!
It’s too good for him.
Anyway, you’ve gained a lot of profits.
You don’t care for
the tiny reward from His Majesty.
It looks okay from outside, huh?
Lord Fei.
The project is almost completing.
Why do they
look unhappy?
They’re too cheap.
They can’t even smile.
Get it started.
Everybody!
You’ve done a great job.
You were efficient and didn’t complain.
I’ll pay you in advance.
Thank you, My Lord. Thank you.
Come with me.
It’s a shoddy project.
It’ll fall in a month.
We don’t need to worry about that.
We’ll just get the money and go home.
Somebody!
Kill!
Kill all of them.
Leave none of them alive!
Don’t kill me! Don’t kill me!
Lord! Lord!
I’m begging you! I’m begging you!
Spare me.
Lord! Spare me!
Spare me!
Please spare me!
If I spare you,
I can’t sleep without anxiety.
What are you doing?
You couldn’t stop fooling me, could you?
It smells so good!
That’s it!
Fascinating!
Rose. Lily. Jasmine.
Azalea. Lotus. Freesia.
I can smell the wood in the flowers.
And a mysterious fragrance of body
in the smell of wood.
What? Wait.
What the hell is azalea?
Besides,
what is the smell?
Why can’t I smell anything?
All I can smell
is the dough cake On your head.
The smell azalea
is especially seductive.
It’s so attractive that
I want to commit a crime.
Crime? What did you say?
Are you going to steal again?
We have so many guests here.
Why are you taking me here?
Do you know where we are?
How would I not know?
What else can we do
in this place?
To commit a crime, of course.
You get dressed like this
just to come here, don’t you?
Sir.
I can tell that
it’s your first time
to come here, huh?
Don’t be shy.
This is not a horrible place
as you imagined.
Let go of me. Hurry.
Stop acting like a bumpkin, okay?
What a shame!
No…
Look! Look!
You really are scared.
You know what?
We don’t have tigers
in this place
and we don’t bite people.
All we have
are beautiful girls.
They’re very gentle.
Sir.
I’m not kidding.
But the more you’re scared,
the more you need
in your heart.
Who told you I was scared?
Why would I be scared?
Come on. What am I scared of?
Come in, please!
Hurry!
Come in, please.
Girls.
Brother.
Look!
The dancing girls look modern.
I find the cactus modern,
though.
Sir, you have a good taste.
You’re right.
The cactus
is imported.
It was delivered
from outside Shanhaiguan Pass.
It’s really modern.
What about the dancing girls?
The foreign girls
only have the appearance.
They dress up to be beautiful.
In plain language, just like you.
What do you mean?
Well, stop pretending.
You look shiny
and handsome.
But one thing
embarrasses me.
Even if…
I want to play dumb,
I can’t do it.
She’s good!
She can tell you’re a girl.
Why can’t I?
Who told you I wasn’t a man?
Who dared to say that?
Landlady.
Bring all your beautiful girls
to me.
I have money to burn.
Here.
Yes. Yes.
Sir, you’re a man.
You are not only a man,
but exactly the lucky cat
in my eyes.
Look!
Who else can be
as generous as you?
You are completely manly.
Why don’t you come upstairs with me?
It’s more interesting upstairs.
You’ll be perfectly content.
Go.
Don’t bother.
We’ll help ourselves.
Help yourselves?
Oh, I see.
You mean?
We mean
we’re new here.
We should get familiar, right?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Okay. Okay.
Get familiar around.
I’ll leave you alone.
I’ll get back to my business.
Wait a minute.
Girls.
Serve them well!
Sir.
Tell me the truth.
Why do you
take me here?
What else?
For business, of course.
But I don’t think so.
Are you going to fool me again?
Why are you
talking so much?
Can’t you just cooperate?
Sir.
It’s your first time, huh?
Come with me.
Look!
How can I cooperate?
You met girls before.
Look how scared you are!
Oh, I see.
Brother. Brother. Brother.
Are you still a…
Shut up!
Pick me!
Pick me! Pick me!
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Pick me!
Pick me, of course.
Brother Tu. Pick me.
Pick me.
Pick me. Pick me.
Exactly.
It’s him.
Don’t you see
what he is holding?
Gold Feather!
Yeah!
This time,
I must take it back.
All right.
Who will I pick?
Pick me.
Pick you?
Pick me.
Or you?
Pick me.
You’re all my love.
I don’t want to hurt
any of you.
Walk away!
He’s mine.
Why don’t you look into the mirror?
Look how ugly you are!
Can Brother Tu like you?
Come on.
Don’t fight. Don’t.
Don’t fight.
What if you hurt your faces?
He’s so ugly!
Why is he so eligible?
They’re not fighting for Tu Xingsun,
but for the award in his hand.
Oops.
How can he
use such an important magic weapon
as an award?
Why do you think
he stole the Golden Feathers?
Why do you have the Eye of Heaven?
It isn't the same thing.
It is the same thing!
It’s fate.
I can’t explain.
Hurry up, Brother Tu.
Look over there.
Where is it?
It’s gone.
Why is it gone?
It’s on me.
Whoever finds it will have it.
Comfortable.
Get down.
Yes. Yes.
Cool!
What a lecher!
Get a little up.
How can he profane the magic weapon?
Damn it!
I can’t stand it.
I’ll take it from him.
What are you doing?
Don’t you remember what happened last time?
He can…
flee underground.
If he sees you
and flees underground,
well…
we’ll come out empty-handed.
What do you think we should do?
Fine.
Luckily, he hasn’t
seen me before.
Brother. Leave us alone.
I’ll have a try.
Brother Tu, you bad man!
Since you all like me,
why don’t you all stay?
More people, more fun.
Annoying.
Brother Tu, bad man!
Brother Tu.
Who are you?
Why don’t you get in?
Why haven’t I met you before?
I’ve heard a lot of you.
I begged the head waitress
so that I could come to meet you.
Brother Tu. Brother Tu.
Don’t go.
What the hell?
Good.
Great.
Why are you covering your face?
It’s my first time.
I’m shy.
I like the way you act.
What’s your name?
Ask them out
and I’ll tell you.
You really are manipulative.
Cleve girl! I like it.
All of you, leave.
You’re not needed.
What the hell!
Go.
Come on. How disappointing!
Brother Tu, sit down.
You must be tired.
Let me massage my shoulders
and pound your back.
Take your time.
Have a chat with me. I’m not tire.
No. You must be tired.
I’m not.
Well…
Try and you’ll know.
Let go of me. You bastard.
Let go of me, or I’ll yell for help!
So this is also your trick?
You’re a promising girl.
Brother. Take your time.
Let me serve you.
I have a special skill.
Special skill? What is it?
I have agile hands.
I can relax the muscles
and smooth your body.
You’ll feel extremely comfortable.
Don’t you
want a try?
Well, you really have
agile hands.
Agile enough to be a thief.
Brother.
What are you talking about?
How could I be a thief?
Even if I am a thief,
I don’t dare
to steal your things.
I dare you!
Are you looking for this?
Why do you bother to steal it?
This is for you!
Take it if you like.
But don’t rush.
Make me happy first.
Brother.
You get the wrong idea.
I…
I just want to check it.
Check it?
Nowadays,
so many things are fake.
If I don’t touch it
with my hands,
how do I know
if you have
the real treasure.
What if it’s a fake?
Then I’ll be sad.
Uh…
You just want to touch it?
Sure.
Look!
I’m on the table for you.
Can I fly away?
You’re right!
It’s no big deal
to allow you
to have a look and touch.
Brother. Brother. Brother.
Help me!
New trick? I like it.
Let go of me.
I like it.
Brother. Help me!
You’re with him?
Don’t you still let go of her?
Believe it or not?
I’ll castrate you!
Boy!
You spoiled my fun!
Wait and see!
Are you all right?
Look!
Brother. Look!
I didn’t expect him to fly so quickly.
Even faster than light or flash.
At such a speed,
he can fly to Zhaoge
in the twinkling of an eye.
What?
Nothing.
I just said he flew fast.
Lei.
Get slower!
Don’t knock into the star.
Stop calling me Lei.
From now on, I’m Lei Zhenzi.
Lei Zhenzi, have you had enough?
Come back quickly!
Don’t forget.
You’ll be my General of Metal.
Brother. Look!
We’ve completed the mission
of recruiting General of Metal.
Brother Yang Jian.
I’m back.
From now on,
I’ll be always ready
at your service.
I’m serious.
After flying for a round,
you look like a grown up.
To be honest,
I’ve been preparing
for the day to come.
Would you like some
sugarcoated haws then?
Sure!
What are you waiting for? Come with me.
Go!
Let’s go! Sister.
My Lord, what’s up?
I’m way over the hill.
I fell asleep
when reviewing them.
You really are overworked.
You do everything yourself.
How could you stand it physically?
Fa’er is defending Xiqi.
I just want to
help him as far as I can.
I wonder
how long I can last.
Why do you think so, My Lord?
I just dreamed of Yikao.
He’s still in Zhaoge.
Stop hiding it from me.
It’s been so long.
And I hear nothing from him.
I have a clear idea
if he’s alive or dead.
Fine.
Soon, I’m going to
meet him again.
My Lord. Don’t be sad.
We don’t know
if your dream is lucky or not.
Why don’t you tell me specifically?
Let me explain.
Lord San.
You can explain dreams? Why don’t I know?
I just know a little.
Not as much as you do.
However,
a doctor can’t always cure himself.
When you’re sick,
you have to ask me for help,
a quack doctor.
Fine.
In my dream,
Yikao asked me to watch my back.
When I looked back,
Xiqi was in big fire.
In the fire,
a white-fronted tiger
jumped up at me.
This dream…
You don’t need to explain.
I know
this is an ill omen.
No. In fact, it’s a good omen.
It’s a good omen once in a lifetime.
Well, explain to me.
Childe Yikao is in Zhaoge.
So in your dream, Zhaoge was in fire,
instead of Xiqi.
And it was not the tiger,
But the bear.
A wise minister will come to help you.
His name
must be related to the bear.
And he’s in Panxi.
With your explanation,
it sounds good.
And it sounds reasonable.
Oh, I remember.
Before Chide Yikao left,
he met
a crazy old man.
He proclaimed himself to be the criminal Jiang Ziya.
Childe Yikao sent him
to Panxi to live in seclusion.
Why didn’t you tell me earlier?
Hurry. Get me the carriage.
I’m going to Panxi right now.
Yes, My Lord.